Special Edition: The Workshop Doors Are Open!
Today’s the day — the Gnobby Gnome Whatnots Workshop officially opens its doors to the world! The machines are humming, the gnomes are buzzing, and we’re kicking things off with four creations straight from the workbench:
1. OctaLock™ Core Set (pre-release — manuals still being polished)
Our flagship modular building system is now available early for brave tinkerers. The manuals are still being finalized (gnomes are editing at their own… creative pace), but the full kit is ready for you to build, experiment, and explore.
2. Matta™ — Coffee Bean Spoon
A precise bean scoop engineered for ritual-level coffee making. Elegant, efficient, and probably the only spoon you’ll ever own that sparks conversation.
3. The Sphere Self-Watering Planter
A serene globe with hidden engineering — a capillary wick, seed kit, soil, and tools included. Perfect for desktops, windowsills, or anywhere that needs a touch of quiet green magic.
4. The Sculptahedron™ Desk Sculpture
A meditative, reconfigurable art sculpture with 80+ arrangements. Endless combinations. Zero rules. Maximum “I’ll just tweak this one piece…” productivity-break energy.
Launch Bonus: A Gift From the Workshop
To celebrate our opening, the first 50 orders placed in 2025 will receive an exclusive Gnobby Gnome ornament — a limited-edition workshop keepsake created just for our earliest supporters.
Simply add the “Gnome Ornament” to your cart and check out normally. If you’re within the first 50 orders, your ornament will be included for free. (While supplies last)
A Note from the Workshop
We’re thrilled to share this adventure with you. The workshop gnomes insisted we mention that “today’s chaos level has been officially upgraded from moderate to celebratory.”
If you want early access to new Whatnots and a peek behind the bench, join the workshop email list below. More inventions (and delightful mishaps) are on the way.