Sculptahedron™ - The Desk Sculpture

$29.95

ColorPurple

If you’ve ever wished you could be more creative — but never have the time, space, or confidence to actually make anything — Sculptahedron was made for you.

Most of us spend our days staring at screens, bouncing between tasks, and grabbing our phones when we need a break… only to lose 20 minutes to doom-scrolling.
You deserve a reset that actually restores you.

Sculptahedron is a tiny sculpture you don’t just look at, you build. A set of interlocking rings you can stack, twist, and balance into strange little towers of calm chaos. There are no rules, no skill required, and no wrong answers. If it stands, it’s art. If it falls, it’s still fun.

It’s creativity without pressure. A 30-second ritual of focus and calm. A break that doesn’t pull you into a screen. And a desk companion that always looks cool, no matter how you assemble it.

Features:

Nine precision-fit square rings that interlock in endless combinations
Smooth finish and balanced geometry — feels great in the hand
Builds focus, creativity, and calm through play
Always unique — no two sculptures are ever the same
Compact, desk-friendly design — a thoughtful gift for makers and thinkers
Smart storage case doubles as a display base for more intricate builds

Curious how a spark-happy sculptor gnome inspired the Sculptahedron™?
Read the full origin story

Each Sculptahedron™ set includes:

Nine interlocking rings based on the truncated octahedron form — each one a different size for stacking and balance.
The smallest piece is a perfect little octahedron, completing the geometric family.
A two-part carry case that holds all nine pieces and doubles as an optional sturdy display base for your creations.

The case halves connect securely with two small screws for travel or storage.

Packaged Size (in case):

5 × 5 × 1.25 in (≈ 12.7 × 12.7 × 3.2 cm)
Compact enough to slip into a bag — the hard case keeps every ring snug and ready for its next balancing act.

Pyramid Configuration:

4 ⅛ × 4 ⅛ in base × 3.5 in tall (≈ 10.5 × 10.5 × 8.9 cm)
That’s the “museum pose,” if you can resist the urge to start rearranging it.

Typical Sculpture (fully built out):

≈ 6 × 6 in footprint × 6.5 in tall (≈ 15.2 × 15.2 × 16.5 cm)
Give or take an inch of creative chaos — they tend to sprawl a bit when artistic gravity takes over.

Will building one make me smarter?

Almost certainly. You’ll develop balance, patience, and the ability to hold a tiny sculpture together while questioning your life choices — all hallmarks of genius.

Is this safe for children?

Officially: Recommended for ages 14 and up. Contains small parts — choking hazard — not suitable for children under 3 years old.
Unofficially: kids love it, adults get possessive, and somewhere in between is the perfect age to call it “desk art.”

What happens if I get it perfectly balanced?

The universe pauses for exactly one second to admire you. Then someone walks by and bumps the table.

How long does it take to build?

Anywhere from 30 seconds to all afternoon — depending on how easily you’re distracted by symmetry.

Does it come pre-assembled?

Of course not. That would defeat the whole point. We wouldn’t dream of robbing you of that first “aha!” moment when gravity almost cooperates.

Is there a correct way to build it?

Nope. The Sculptahedron™ doesn’t care about rules. It’s art that forgives you every time you start over.

Will this help me meet interesting people?

Without a doubt. Everyone will ask what it is. You’ll say, “It’s a Sculptahedron.” Then they’ll nod like they understand.

Will these rings power a spaceship?

Not yet. They might improve warp stability, but our gnomes haven’t figured out how to attach a proper thruster module.

What’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Purchase 42 Sculptahedrons™ and all will become clear. (Just don’t ask us to explain the question.)

If you actually have a practical question, our real gnomes do answer emails. See our contact section.

There is a QR code on the front of the hard case that will take you to the assembly tutorials.

A gnome who could never sit still,
Made art that obeyed his own will.
Each shift of a ring,
Was a wonderful thing—
A sculpture that’s changing still!

A Gnomish Moral: Still hands build nothing; restless ones build wonder.

Every item you’ll find here is imagined, designed, beta-tested, and made by us — right in our own little workshop. We don’t buy things to resell; we create them from scratch, one small batch at a time. Each piece is built, hand-finished, and assembled with care before it makes its way to you. Every piece carries its own subtle character — a blend of digital precision and human touch that makes each one uniquely yours.

Every now and then, we come across something out in the wild that’s simply too clever to ignore — something beautifully simple that deserves a second look. When that happens, we can’t resist rolling up our sleeves and tweaking it just a little, refining proportions, smoothing details, or adding our own finishing touches. In those cases, we proudly credit the original maker and share what we’ve changed, because great ideas deserve both gratitude and evolution.

Many of our products are patented, and most are trademarked — the result of months of invention, iteration, and a deep love of making things that didn’t exist before. When you purchase from Gnobby Gnome Whatnots™, you’re not just buying a product — you’re supporting a maker’s dream, and taking home something you won’t find anywhere else.

Our goal is for every customer to be completely satisfied with their purchase. If something isn’t right, please reach out to us — we truly care about every one of our customers and will do our best to make it right.

Our growth has always come from word of mouth and happy customers, so your satisfaction means a lot to us. Please contact us so we can work with you directly to resolve the issue quickly and personally.

We do our best to ship every order as quickly as possible. If your item is in stock, it will ship right away. If not, we’ll build it for you — each piece is made in the order it’s received. Our small workshop team works carefully and efficiently to ensure every product meets our quality standards before it leaves the door.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email. Delivery times vary by location, but rest assured we’re working hard to get your order to you as soon as we can.

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